Sunday, March 4, 2012

Boom

25. I am obsessed with John Mayer
24. I have an intense fear of drowning
23. I actually try to hand things to Oak in his left hand, hoping that he will be left-handed
22. I will sob like a small child when the Twins win the World Series
21. Someday I will play guitar like i have been for years
20. I really like the Kansas City Royals, not my favorite team but they have my respect
19. When I hit a homerun in softball, even a solo, i feel like a professional athlete
18. I would rather watch Twins-Royals Sunday afternoon in May over any NBA basketball game
17. Sid Hartman was once my hero
16. A Paul Allen touchdown call makes the hair on my neck stand up
15. When Amber wears the perfume she had when we first met, i lose it
14. I can name the starting offensive line for the 1998 Minnesota Vikings
13. i used to tell my brother i could put him in the TV with the remote, he believed me until he was 10
12. One time i farted in an Altoid Container, that was random
11. In backyard baseball, first base was a raspberry bush. We always hit singles.
10. Remember ghosties? Ghostie on Second, priceless
9. I walked around a lake with my cousin once, we started at like 6am because we thought it would take all day, we were home by 10am...
8. The Cheetah was my favorite animal when i was little because it had spots, i have freckles
7. I have seen every episode of the 'OC'
6. I would rather spend July 4th at West Graham Lake than any Ocean
5. I have well over a 100 'juan gonazalez' baseball cards
4. Before softball games in September i would hold Oakley so tight to my shirt so that i could smell him during the game
3. I hit 5 dome dogs in less than 3 innings of a normally paced Twins Game
2. I threw up all over the inside of my car 2 years ago with a plastic bag in the back seat
1. One time i was driving alone and i pulled into the car pool lane at 4:30pm on a Thursday with a cop behind me...

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